Restons légers...

(D'abord, tu peux aller lire ça, tu comprendras mieux le pourquoi du comment...)

Et les paroles (ben ouais, sinon, c'est moins drôle...):

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file
Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember -
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't work by night
Don't sleep by day
You'll feel allright
But you will pay
No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -

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Pourquoi je te pourris avec ça, aujourd'hui?

Comme ça...

HANDS OFF MY COKE AND NUTELLA!!!